creep factor 10

it might be time for a new gym when:

the boxing coach grabs you and kisses you on the cheek everytime you walk past him in the locker room;

above, even in the shower - ESPECIALLY in the shower;

your underwear is missing from the locker when you return from the sauna;

the mesh bag containing your workout clothes disappears from the laundry basket, only to reappear two days later, minus the undergarments;

creepy respiratory therapist ALWAYS walks into the sauna right after you, convienently ends up next to you in the shower as well, and moves his locker to be closer to you.

so what does everybody think of 24 hour fitness?